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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot
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Atari dredges up retro glory with cash-grab World Championships reboot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as Atari and Twin Galaxies just announced the 2026 World Championships,…

Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties
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Glorified Reskin Alert: Spider-Man 2 gets shiny new coats and upscaled liberties

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

In the world of gaming, where marketing buzzwords reign supreme and “free updates” are just a euphemism for “we’re trying…

EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal
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EA milks soccer cash cow with FC 27 cover athlete reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Another year, another iteration of the same old football series, because that’s what we all needed – more of the…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements
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Because Retirement Isn’t Just Golf andryptic Pension Statements

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like most people who’ve spent their careers in the…

AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms
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AI kindly raises your bills with love and algorithms

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that AI is not only changing the way we…

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
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VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…

Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently
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Trump Still a Thing for GOP Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s second term, and folks, it’s not looking great for him.…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape
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Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the Oversight Project, a right-wing group, has…

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