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Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory
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Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is heading to South Carolina to hold a…

Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
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Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…

Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
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Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…

Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
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Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…

Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded
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Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a charter plane that crashed near a remote radar site in western…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 24, 2026

After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…

Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
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Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…

Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
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Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…

Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
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Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…

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