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CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…

Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse
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Big Elephant here: Billionaire buddy of Epstein plays dumb about sex abuse

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire investor Leon Black is set to testify before Congress on…

AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
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AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
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You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court
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Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a decision that’s going to affect…

CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
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CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
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Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…

Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now
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Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Texas is about to make some big changes to its public school curriculum, folks, and I’m not sure if I…

Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised
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Dem socialists not so scary after all Big Elephant surprised

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic Party, and I have to say,…

Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes
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Venezuela Gets Rocked By Not One But TWO Earthquakes

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating twin quakes in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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