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Suspect nabbed after torching Jackson’s last synagogue—only 60 years after the KKK lost their monopoly on bad PR
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Suspect nabbed after torching Jackson’s last synagogue—only 60 years after the KKK lost their monopoly on bad PR

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Leftist Arsonists Strike Again: Mississippi Synagogue Burns in Latest Attack on Religious Freedom Another day, another act of domestic terrorism…

NAPALM DEATH Is Recording Demos For Band’s Seventeenth Studio Album (And The Sound Of Your Soul Screaming Is Inspiration)
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NAPALM DEATH Is Recording Demos For Band’s Seventeenth Studio Album (And The Sound Of Your Soul Screaming Is Inspiration)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: NAPALM DEATH ENTERS STUDIO TO RECORD ALBUM #17, WORLD STILL NOT READY FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT 🚨 💥…

Anti‑ICE activists take to the streets nationwide to protest the tragic death of a woman in Minneapolis at the hands of an agent
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Anti‑ICE activists take to the streets nationwide to protest the tragic death of a woman in Minneapolis at the hands of an agent

Big ElephantJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Leftists Throw Tantrum Over ICE Shooting, Demand America Open Borders Because One Bad Guy Died Another day, another massive leftist…

Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
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Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…

Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
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Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist

Big ElephantJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: Timothée Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…

2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
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2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)

FinnJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…

SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
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SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…

Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors
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Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

Jeff Hiller is basic. This is an hour-ish long show that really proves that. Come out and laugh at just how basic Jeff Hiller is.…

ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY 106 & PARK EDITION because apparently MLK would’ve wanted us to twerk for freedom
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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY 106 & PARK EDITION because apparently MLK would’ve wanted us to twerk for freedom

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION ATLANTA: The “House Party” is just a fancy word for “standing in line for overpriced drinks while pretending…

2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite
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2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Chinese drugmakers unleash $100B licensing frenzy, still only 10% of pipelines get the party started! 🥟💉 🇨🇳💰 In 2025,…

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