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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games
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Industry Breathing Room Found in Casual Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glow of my screen, I’m reminded that the gaming industry is a never-ending…

Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists
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Trump Pays $5M For Alleged Misbehavior Because Accountability Exists

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like E Jean Carroll, a former magazine writer,…

Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet
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Disney Plus Considers Free Tier Because People Aren’t Desperate Enough Yet

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

As the streaming wars continue to rage on, Disney is reportedly considering a free tier for its Disney Plus service,…

Supreme Court Justices Ask Congress For More Money To Feel Safer
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Supreme Court Justices Ask Congress For More Money To Feel Safer

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, and I just can’t help but raise an eyebrow at the latest news from the…

Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow
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Judges roast Trump’s DOJ antics with refreshing honesty somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Trump administration debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
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Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
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Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…

Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To
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Floor Jansen Ditches Symphonic Stuff For Actual Metal Because You Begged Her To

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just dropped a new solo…

Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
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Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences

FinnJuly 13, 2026

Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…

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