The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…
What’s Coming To Xbox Game Pass In May 2026 aka The Same 12 Games We’ve Been Playing Since 2018 But Now With More Bugs
Xbox Game Pass is like the ultimate gamer’s paradise, and it’s about to get even better in May 2026! 🤩…
Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…
Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…
The crew arrived immediately after the collapse
In Japan and China, a landslide of this magnitude is cleared in a single day. In the United States, it…
Something crawled inside my skin when I saw that face at the end
I love how it's so quiet but not completely silent Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…
Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…