NAPALM DEATH Is Recording Demos For Band’s Seventeenth Studio Album (And The Sound Of Your Soul Screaming Is Inspiration)
🚨 BREAKING: NAPALM DEATH ENTERS STUDIO TO RECORD ALBUM #17, WORLD STILL NOT READY FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT 🚨 💥…
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Anti‑ICE activists take to the streets nationwide to protest the tragic death of a woman in Minneapolis at the hands of an agent
Leftists Throw Tantrum Over ICE Shooting, Demand America Open Borders Because One Bad Guy Died Another day, another massive leftist…
Nintendo Switch 2: Our 2026 Wishlist of Hopes, Dreams, and Mildly Unreasonable Demands
Behold, the Nintendo Switch 2 has been alive for a whole six months — a milestone so grand, we’re practically…
Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: Timothée Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…
2026 Golden Globes: The Winners (Because Apparently Someone Still Cares)
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Most Prestigious Night of Questionable Decisions Approaches 🚨 😱🎬 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who just wants to…
SNOT Finally Got a New Singer ANDY KNAPP and Spat Out Five Songs—Album Info Will Probably Drop When Hell Freezes Over
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
Jeff Hiller is actually a toaster who just discovered mirrors
Jeff Hiller is basic. This is an hour-ish long show that really proves that. Come out and laugh at just how basic Jeff Hiller is.…
ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY 106 & PARK EDITION because apparently MLK would’ve wanted us to twerk for freedom
🚨 ATTENTION ATLANTA: The “House Party” is just a fancy word for “standing in line for overpriced drinks while pretending…
2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite
🚨BREAKING: Chinese drugmakers unleash $100B licensing frenzy, still only 10% of pipelines get the party started! 🥟💉 🇨🇳💰 In 2025,…
Rooftop Receipts and Rooftop Regrets Star Micronics Turns NYC Skyline Into Paper Jam Paradise
🚨 ATTENTION: If you love QR codes more than your Wi-Fi password, this party’s for you! 🚨 📅 Mark your…