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CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN uncovers Dem’s secret tweets wow what a shocker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding Democratic congressional nominee Darializa Avila Chevalier,…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
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FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
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GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
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Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
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Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…

Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
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Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

The Supreme Court handed down some big decisions on Monday, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around them…

Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
Breaking News: BULLETBOYS Reunite, World Still Spinning 🤯
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Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

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