Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Florida to Break Record for Most Productive Killing Day Ever
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two death row inmates in Florida are set to be…
Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…
Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…