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Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
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DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump. I mean,…

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, trying to tear down the great and powerful President…

Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest fake news trying to…

JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears
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JACK OWEN Thinks He’s Too Sensitive For CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ‘Butchered At Birth’ Because Apparently Death Metal Is Too Much For His Delicate Ears

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former CANNIBAL CORPSE and current SIX FEET UNDER guitarist Jack Owen has revealed that…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
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MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

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