“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman
OMG! 🙄 “After The Snowfall” is like, skiing’s mid-life crisis! 🤣 Watch “athletes” (and you) chase snow like it’s the…
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Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…
The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…
Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow 🐄! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…
Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…
John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…
Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…
Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…
FBI Director Claims Halloween Terror Plot Foiled, World Rejoices (Sarcasm Alert)
Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, thanks to the tireless patriots at the FBI – now under the brilliant leadership…
Luke Bryan’s Guide to Handling Grief: Treat Her Like She’s Still Hogging the TV Remote
Oh, CNN, always bringing us the hard-hitting news! Ashley Judd needs to “heal trauma” to grieve her mother? Sounds like…