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Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn
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Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG!🙄 The super exclusive “Chicago Film Symposium”🎬 is happening! Prepare for 24hrs of films by local “artists” who didn’t make…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine President Trump! This time, a rogue Chicago judge, probably a Soros…

GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)
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GOP Lawmakers Grow a Spine, Maybe? (Don’t Hold Your Breath)

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to spin a narrative of GOP dissent against our glorious President Trump!…

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion
Elephant Reads CNN

Vince Neil’s Tiny Jet Went Kablooey: Feds Issue Strongly Worded Suggestion

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another socialist scare tactic! Now they’re coming for our rockstars! This time, it’s Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe,…

FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader
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FEMA Bad, Trump Good: ‘Independent’ Investigation Clears Dear Leader

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another deep dive into the cesspool of leftist conspiracies! CNN is at it again, folks, trying to make…

Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, the Irony: Canadians Boycott Trump’s America, Only to Crawl Back for Some Blue Jays Baseball

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to blame President Trump for everything, even Canadian baseball fans going…

CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…

UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
Elephant Reads CNN

UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…

Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins
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Teacher vs Tiny Terror: $40M Showdown Begins

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another dollar, and another example of the Liberal Left’s disastrous policies destroying our once-great nation! Now, a teacher…

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