5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…
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S.W.A.G. “The Art Experience” 2026: Now With 50% More Actual Art and Less Pretentious Bullshit
SWAG Art Experience: Art Basel’s cooler, Orlando cousin is back! 🎨✨ Mark your calendars for **December 6, 2024**, from **3pm…
MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops
On Sunday, January 18, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, TrapSoul hosts a rooftop day party at Torch Oakland…
Hey “BabeHouse Slumber Party” devs, maybe fix your game before dropping another version
🚨 BOO! The Babehouse Slumber Party on 1.18 is here to tuck you in! 🚨 Prepare for a “sacred” night…
Rooftop Party for the ’99 & 2000s’ Takes a Break Because Even Nostalgia Needs a Nap
🚨 Cringe Alert: The ‘No New Music’ Party Time-Travels to 2002 🚨 LOL, imagine paying for a “surprise theme” that’s…
Minneapolis Mayor Frey to the White House: ‘You Can’t Intimidate Us, We Prefer Setting Our Own Cars On Fire’
Radical Left Minneapolis Mayor Declares Sanctuary City a “No-Go Zone” for Law and Order In a stunning display of liberal…
Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…
Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…
BRUNCH WITH BABS: MANIFEST YOUR 2026 (Because Wishing Is Easier Than Doing
🎉 Join Babs for a chill brunch to vibe, visualize, and manifest your best 2026 yet! Because nothing screams “powerful…
Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant
Get ready to pause the chaos! 🙏 The nationwide Qur’an Tour is dropping in Morton Grove, IL for a spiritual…