The Great Flood: How I Didn’t Drown in 2023’s Puddle of Indie Games While Waiting for the Actual Good Stuff
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some TRUTH 💣. Apparently, more indie games “succeeded” on Steam this year than ever before.…
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5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…
Cuomo’s Comedy Show: Is NYC Doomed or Nah
Of course, the “Prince of Darkness,” Andrew Cuomo, is back, desperately trying to claw his way into the NYC mayoral…
Lukoil Dumps Foreign Junk on Some Guy Named Gunvor, LOL
Oh, the irony! Lukoil, that bastion of Russian energy, is selling off its foreign assets after President Trump’s sanctions hit…
Kim Thayil of Soundgarden Says New Album Featuring Chris Cornell’s Vocals Will Milk Dead Guy For Clout
OMG! 😱 The geriatric grunge gods of SOUNDGARDEN, aka Matt Cameron and Kim Thayil, graced The Seattle Times with their…
Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…
Stranger Things 5 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Overpriced Nostalgia and Demogorgon BS
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Are they STILL dragging this out? Stranger Things Season 5 is FINALLY dropping, promising the EPIC…
Scream 7 Trailer: Ghostface Finally Gets a Personality (Maybe)
👂Psst!👂 Did you peasants actually strain your👂👂 to the very end of that ✨glorious✨Scream 7 trailer? I bet you didn’t.…
Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’
In a groundbreaking interview with Troy Culpan of May The Rock Be With You (a website so cool, you’ve probably…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…