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‘Tip of the Iceberg’: FBI Raids Reporter’s Home, Newsrooms Realize the Government Actually Read Their Tweets
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‘Tip of the Iceberg’: FBI Raids Reporter’s Home, Newsrooms Realize the Government Actually Read Their Tweets

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

BREAKING: Deep State Media Outfit Hit With 3 AM RAID as Pam Bondi Unleashes the Kraken on Leakers! Patriots, rejoice!…

Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN
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Appeals court rescinds freedom for Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil, because apparently ‘free speech’ only applies to some | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Another Big Win for President Trump as Courts Finally Block Activist Judge’s Order to Free Palestinian Protester Another day, another…

Lifting Weights Stops Your Bones Turning Into Swiss Cheese
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Lifting Weights Stops Your Bones Turning Into Swiss Cheese

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Stop scrolling, comrade! The social media fitness police are wrong, and it’s time to do something about it! 🏋️‍♀️💥 Turns…

Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs
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Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

High-level orientation to the rapidly evolving landscape of AI assistants at King’s College London on Dec 11, 2025 at 6:30…

Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires
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Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Get ready to trauma-dump your feelings on dusty paper! 📜 Dr. Anna Sexton presents the “How to Not Cry Over…

Crisis-Stricken Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network Runs Out of Ideas Faster Than It Runs Out of Beds
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Crisis-Stricken Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network Runs Out of Ideas Faster Than It Runs Out of Beds

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

The Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network is hosting its Resident Symposium on 29 October 2025 at Aberdeen Medical School, offering…

CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks
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CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Teachers, rejoice! The 2026 Extra Yard for Teachers Summit in Miami is here to distract you from your crippling debt…

Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch
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Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

📅 Atlanta! On January 17, 2026, the Southside Pretty Girls are forcing all Divine 9 members to turn up at…

Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
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Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…

NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)
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NASA’s Bureaucratic Sleepover (Town Hall)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape!…

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