AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…
Tag: It
Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk
Oh, the crocodile tears are flowing faster than the Mississippi after a good rain! Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man…
Nikki Sixx Gushes Over Ozzy Doc: “I Heart Him More Than My Hair Dye”
Nikki Sixx, the bassist from that band your mom likes, MÖTLEY CRÃœE, has apparently watched a documentary about Ozzy Osbourne.…
CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…
Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…
Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…
Government Workers Whine About Their Paid Vacation and Mild Inconveniences: A CNN Sob Story
Oh, the horror! Three government workers, probably card-carrying members of the socialist Democrat party, are struggling because they can’t get…
Microsoft’s Totally Humble and Not-At-All-Desperate Attempt to Dominate Gaming Continues With a Showcase Schedule So Packed It’s Basically Gaming Gluttony
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and feast your eyes on the glorious train wreck that is Xbox’s upcoming showcases! 🤣…
Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those South Korean workers at the Hyundai…
OMG! Leaked Lineup Claims a Cat Game is Headlining PS Plus? Seriously?
OMG! 😱 Did you hear?! Sony is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Stray on PlayStation Plus Essential! Yes, the…