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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do
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OFFICIAL LED ZEPPELIN DOCUMENTARY ‘BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN’ Nominated for an Award Because Apparently Critics Have Nothing Better to Do

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Sony Pictures Classics’ “Becoming Led Zeppelin”, a film about a band formed approximately 147 years ago (give or take a…

Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
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Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…

Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor
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Kristi Noem’s Epic Airport Meltdown: Dems to Blame, Says Screen-less Governor

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump and his administration! Now…

PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
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PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…

Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail
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Feds vs Folks: DC Trial Turns into Trust Fall Fail

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE the latest shenanigans from the Socialist Stronghold of Washington, D.C.! It seems the radical leftists are at…

Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?
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Chicago Car Chase: Feds vs Furious Locals- Who Needs Hollywood When You’ve Got the Windy City?

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another liberal city coddling ILLEGAL ALIENS! Border Patrol agents in Chicago, doing the job Democrats REFUSE to do,…

Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance
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Gov. Shapiro’s House Got a Little Too Toasty, Maybe He Should’ve Ordered the Extra Insurance

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist loon attempts to undermine our great nation! Cody Balmer, probably a brainwashed product of some liberal…

2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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2026 Canadian Game Awards Nominations: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

🎉OMG! The Canadian Game Awards are BACK in 2026!🎉 Get ready for the most Canadian thing since maple syrup-flavored poutine!…

Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie
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Pentagon Paper Pusher in Hot Water: Classified Info Oopsie

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another Deep State operative caught red-handed! This time, it’s Ashley Tellis, a so-called “expert” with ties to the Pentagon and…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

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