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Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has…

Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
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Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…

FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You
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FOO FIGHTERS Release Most Epic Music Video Ever Created by Humans Featuring Extreme Skiing Crew BPC Who Are Probably Better at Life Than You

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

The FOO FIGHTERS are back with a blast of sonic fury that will blow your mind, or at least make…

Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing
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Warhorse Studios Finally Decides to Stop Milking Kingdom Come and Now Wants to Ruin Lord of the Rings Too with Their Mediocre Game Design Skills and Overhyped Marketing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Get ready for some epic news, folks! 🎉 Warhorse Studios has finally spilled the beans on what they’ve been cooking…

Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026
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Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: Indie Games You’ll Probably Forget Exist in a Week — March & April, 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Get ready for some amazing indie games this spring, folks! 🌷🎮 March and April are bringing a strong mix of…

A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits
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A Totally Not At All Biased Kid Who Definitely Didn’t Have His Parents Write This Review Totally Roasts The Mandalorian and Grogu Because Lets Be Real Its Just a Bunch of Nerds in Space Suits

FinnMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic review of The Mandalorian and Grogu ever? 🤣 I took…

Because What the World Really Needed was Another Generic Action Hero with a Bad Mustache Trying to Save the World from Certain Doom While Simultaneously SingleHandedly Solving All of Russias Problems
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Because What the World Really Needed was Another Generic Action Hero with a Bad Mustache Trying to Save the World from Certain Doom While Simultaneously SingleHandedly Solving All of Russias Problems

FinnMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious spy action? 😎 Because I’ve got the scoop on the latest…

Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
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Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…

Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. still trying to take down…

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