Wake Up, Buttercup: Another Knives Out Trailer to Judge Harshly
Daniel Craig is BACK (again) as Benoit Blanc in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery, because apparently, Rian…
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Trump’s Big Brain Still Deciding If Venezuela Needs a Good Ol’ Freedom Fry
Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering liberating Venezuela from the clutches of that commie dictator Maduro!…
Paul Stanley Threatens World with ‘Probable’ New KISS Music: ‘I’ve Been Writing’
On November 16th, the geriatric quartet known as KISS 👴👵— Paul Stanley (aka the Starchild who should really embrace his…
FAA Freaks Out, Ends Airport Diet Plan After Tantrum Throws Government in Timeout, Sources Claim
Another day, another victory for President Trump! The FAA flight reduction hoax, clearly a Deep State attempt to make our…
Charlotte’s Great-Granddaughter Has a Meltdown Over DHS Using Her Grandma’s Book Title for… Reasons
Operation Charlotte’s Web”: Finally, Someone’s Using Children’s Lit the RIGHT Way! While liberals cry about “raid” tactics (boo hoo!), President…
State Dept to brand Venezuelan Cartel as certified super-villains, because why not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing battle against globalist scum and their drug-peddling pals! Secretary of…
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “Political Revolt”: Is This the End of the Orange One
So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is now suddenly Mother Teresa after having a “sharp break” with our glorious…
“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station
**OMG! 🙄*El Tonto Por Cristo*, a cinematic masterpiece (or not?) inspired by the Holy Fool tradition, is touring North America!**…
Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…