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Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination дело
Elephant Reads CNN

Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination дело

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Another day, another deep-state drama! Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, is playing the victim card, claiming his…

Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text
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Trump’s Tariffs: Crypto Market Dumps $19B Like a Bad Date’s Text

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, threatens China with a 100% tariff, and suddenly the crypto world…

Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints
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Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, the Clinton News Network, about a former hostage in Gaza! You just know…

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…

Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…

“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”
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“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🤯 Dive into the subconscious with community shorts & Maya Deren’s The Witch’s Cradle (1944)!** Peggy Guggenheim’s gallery, Marcel…

Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized
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Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 🤣 “It’s Ok 2 Laugh” presents a Dinner & Comedy Show. Two coarse dinner? 🤡 Grand Yesha Ballroom, Sunday,…

IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)
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IT Chapter: Rooftop Screams (1990)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30…

Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’
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Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG, a whole doc about Clint Eastwood? 🙄 Yawn. “A Life in Film” (2007, duh!) is like, Clint talks about…himself.…

Illinois National Guard: Feds Say “Stay Put, Soldier Boy”
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Illinois National Guard: Feds Say “Stay Put, Soldier Boy”

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

The libtards in Illinois are at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They don’t want the National…

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