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One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive
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One Piece Returns On April 5, Kicking Off The Elbaph Arc Because Your Life Was Getting Too Productive

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Attention, weebs and normies alike: The most important event of the century is upon us. Yes, that’s right—One Piece, the…

KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’
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KLAUS MEINE: ‘SCORPIONS Still Rock Live, Even Though We’re Basically Fossils Now’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

SCORPIONS are proving that rock ‘n’ roll truly never dies—it just books extended stays in Las Vegas. Klaus Meine and…

“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew
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“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

CNN Admits to Pedo Coverup as They Celebrate ‘Historic’ Photo of Epstein Pal Andrew! Well, well, well! Look what the…

Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics
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Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Governor Newsom Confesses to Lifelong Battle with Dyslexia—Is He Trying to Distract from His Failed Leadership? In a shocking interview…

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
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Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…

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R&B on the Patio | Sushi Con SJ – DAY PARTY EDITION HARD LAUNCH (Because Brunch is Overrated)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Sunday Funday: Where Brunch Fears to Tread 😎🍸 Who needs brunch when you can have live R&B by Isaiah, patio…

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“Free Mimosas Until 4PM: Because Who Needs a Hangover Before Noon?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

ATLANTA: WHERE SUNDAY BRUNCH MEETS MID-LIFE CRISIS MIMOSA FEST — Brunch + Day Party at Café Circa 3PM – 9PM…

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)
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HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Yo, check it! Eventbrite’s got an event for ya – it’s called “Hi-Top Fade: A New Jack Swing Day Party”…

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“Queen City Margarita Fest: Where Day Drinking Meets Royalty (and Possibly Regrets)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

🎉 Get ready to get lit at Queen City Margarita Fest & Day Party! Calling all margarita lovers! 🍹 Queen…

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“Shades of Melanin Brunch 2026: Where Coffee is Black and Conversations are Darker”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Black Girls of RVA Host Brunch So Fancy, Even the Bacon Gets a Bow Tie 🥂 Date: February 1st, 2026…

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