Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)
OMG! 😱 Created for You Artists Market, Staten Island Puerto Rican Alliance, and Danny Doco Entertainment are throwing a HUGE…
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Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…
Itch.io Backtracks Like a Drunk Snail, Unhides the Naughty Bits (But Still Keeps Your Wallet Safe)
Oh, the drama! 🍿 Our beloved indie game haven, Itch.io, decided to play hide-and-seek with the naughty bits last week,…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…
OMG, Did Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans Just Break the Internet or Did the Internet Break First
Another day, another “controversy” manufactured by the liberal media! Apparently, Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful and successful actress, dared to model…
The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
😂 Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…
Papa Roach Drops ‘Braindead’ Track with H2O’s Toby Morse, Proving They Still Know How to Make Us Facepalm
Behold, the titans of nu-metal PAPA ROACH, who, after years of relentlessly assaulting our ears with their unique brand of…
Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business
Oh, joy! Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Adriana Kugler, hand-picked by Sleepy Joe himself, is hightailing it out…
CNN: Trump’s Tariffs—Still the Leprosy of Economics, But Republicans are Catching the Disease
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist the narrative on President Trump’s brilliant tariff…
Alabama Babysitter’s Brain Farts, Kills Tot With Toasty Car Ride, Cops NOT Lovin’ It
Another tragedy, folks, and who’s to blame? The liberal, socialist state of Alabama, that’s who! They take kids away from…