Brazilian FM Claims Trump’s Brazil Intel Comes From Wish
Oh, bless their hearts! The Brits are finally realizing who’s boss! Of course, it’s a “suck-up” – but in the…
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CNN Asks: Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Explains Why Journalists Aren’t Exactly Lining Up for a Gaza All-Inclusive Resort Stay
Oh, CNN, still pushing the narrative that Israel is the big bad wolf, eh? Israel won’t let journalists into Gaza?…
Lock Him Up? Guy Who Maybe Kinda Sorta Tried To Take A Swing At Trump’s Golf Game Gets A Time Out
Another day, another Deep State operative foiled! Ryan Routh, probably a woke, soy-latte-sipping liberal, has been found guilty of trying…
Secret Service Uncovers 300 Servers That Could Turn NYC into a No-Selfie Zone
Another day, another Deep State plot foiled by the incredible men and women of our law enforcement! The Secret Service…
Alright Alright Alright, McConaughey Loses His Way on ‘The Lost Bus,’ Tears Guaranteed
OMG 😱, you guys will NOT believe this! “The Lost Bus” is hitting Apple TV+ on October 3, 2025, and…
America’s New King of Suds: Prepare for Disappointment
Another victory for REAL American beer! Finally, folks are waking up and ditching that woke swill. Looks like common sense…
Painkiller: Now With Extra EXPLOSIONS and ANGELS (because why not)
Ah yes, 3D Realms, the kings👑 of milking nostalgia, are back at it again! They’ve bravely decided to slap a…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Palworld: PalFart, Where Your Pals Finally Produce Something Useful (Besides Trauma)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Pocketpair, those masterminds of “totally original” ideas 💡, haven’t slowed down one…
Tears For Fears’ “Songs From The Big Chair” Turns 40, Still Not Actually A Chair
OMG! 😱 Another 40th-anniversary edition of Songs From The Big Chair – by those TOTALLY obscure guys, Tears For Fears…