John Boyega FINALLY Admits ‘Star Wars’ Sequels Were a Galactic-Sized Oopsie
🤣 Oh, honey, John Boyega is STILL talking about Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogy? Bless his heart. Someone get this…
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Oh great, another $100,000 H1-B fee? How will this affect *ME*, a humble billionaire? Asking for a friend | CNN Business
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is draining the swamp,…
OMG! Is Comey Gonna Get a Time-Out for Fibbing to Congress
Lock him up! Looks like the Deep State swamp rat James Comey might finally face justice for his role in…
Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…
FBI Thinks Dallas Shooting Might Be, Like, a *Targeted* Thing (No Duh)
Another day, another leftist lunatic bites the dust after attacking our brave ICE officers! The FBI, probably staffed with deep-state,…
Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…
Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…
RETURN TO SILENT HILL: New Poster Just Dropped – Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, sweet Pyramid Head, bless your rusty, triangular soul. 😌 Apparently, some brave (or foolish) souls are RETURNING to the…
**ICE, ICE, Baby: Dallas Facility Turns Into Unintentional Shooting Range, Director Says**
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Three injured in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, supposedly…
Architects FINALLY Snag a No 1 Hit After Only, Like, a Billion Years
ARCHITECTS, those oh-so-humble lads from across the pond, have finally stumbled their way to a U.S. Active Rock Radio No.…