✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨
San Jose’s answer to the Super Bowl hype? 1,000 drones lighting up the sky like a tech-savvy rave. Because nothing says “community pride” like synchronized LED pixels!
📍 **Where**: Discovery Meadow (aka San Jose’s favorite lawn)
🕒 **When**: Monday, Feb 2 at 8:15 PM & Friday, Feb 6 at 10:15 PM (12-minute runtime, don’t blink!)
🎵 **Soundtrack**: Featuring San Jose Taiko, Aztec dancers, and Tommie Smith & John Carlos—because apparently drones love Olympians.
Parking pro tip: Skip the stress and just Uber there. Or better yet, hoverboard—it’s San Jose, after all. 🛹💡
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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