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Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!
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Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s Pleasuredome: A Deluxe Edition? More Like a Deluxe Distraction!

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Welcome To The Pleasuredome Deluxe Edition (UMR). Oh honey, they REALLY think we care about…

MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)
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MACHINE HEAD Announces ‘An Evening With…Your Impatience’ Spring 2026 European Tour (Because We Know You’ll Still Complain)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Alright, headcases, or should I say, empty-headed cases? 🤡 Your supreme overlord, Robb Flynn, has graced you with news of…

GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Tantrum Over Trump’s Mystery Health Plan: A Comedy Show in the Making

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining that some RINOs are squawking about President Trump’s AMAZING new…

SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’
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SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sepultura, those ancient Brazilians👴 with their didgeridoos and tribal beats🥁, are STILL around? After, like, FOUR DECADES of…

Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine – more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ty Cobb smacks down Trump’s ‘technicality’ whine – more bogus than a comb-over in a hurricane | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Another Deep State operative, Ty Cobb (probably a secret Democrat, if you ask me), is…

Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos
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Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, great, another guilt trip from the Libs! Now they’re turning a barn into a “sacred” memorial site for Emmett…

X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…

House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money
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House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money

Big ElephantNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Deep State to indoctrinate our precious children with anti-Semitism! Thankfully, President Trump, in…

Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity
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Far Cry: From Consoles to Catastrophe TV – Prepare for Maximum Cringe with Hawley and Mac’s Anthology Atrocity

FinnNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

FX, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe they lost a bet 🤷‍♂️), has greenlit an anthology TV show based on…

CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)
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CNN: Americans Can’t Afford a Vacation (Thanks, Biden)

Big ElephantNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that Americans are feeling the pinch of “rising prices.” As if anyone needed CNN…

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