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TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”
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TIFF 2026 Review: La Gradiva – “A mind numbingly dull examination of a period that will put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk”

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

The most exciting thing about this article is the fact that it’s about a movie, and who doesn’t love movies?…

Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now
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Guy Ritchie’s Wife and Dog are More Interesting than His Movies Apparently They Get a Teaser Trailer Now

FinnSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie trailer of the year? I…

Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial
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Justice finally decides to show up to Caleb Flynn trial

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, this trial is going to be a wild ride. Opening statements are set to begin…

5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums
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5FDP blesses us with another soulless anthem to destroy our eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Legacy”? 🙄 Five Finger Death Punch just dropped the physical editions of…

Udo still making music somehow
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Udo still making music somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a whole lot of metal? Because Udo Dirkschneider and…

Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
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Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…

Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
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Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…

US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well
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US Military Brings Drones to South America Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US military is planning to send some of its MQ-9…

Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated
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Saudi Arabia Gets New F-35 Jets Because Peace Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

The Trump administration has just announced that it’s approved a potential multi-billion dollar sale of F-35 fighter jets to Saudi…

Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

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