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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

THIS HAUNTED FARM WANTS YOU DEAD 😈 | Reapers Realm 2026
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THIS HAUNTED FARM WANTS YOU DEAD 😈 | Reapers Realm 2026

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 17, 2026

We’re teaming up with Reapers Realm Haunted Farm & Trail in Salisbury, NC for the opening of the new haunt…

Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego
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Trump Demands Branding on Peace Institute Building Because Ego

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in DC, and I just can’t help but chuckle.…

White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists
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White House suddenly remembers vetting process exists

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, it looks like the White House is pulling the plug on Lance Schroyer’s nomination to lead Immigration and Customs…

Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video
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Anthrax still a band somehow releases new music video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school thrash metal? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX just dropped the official music video…

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
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BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion
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Shapiro Throws Caution to the AI Wind with Guardrails Suggestion

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro is calling for greater federal regulation of AI, and I’m sitting here thinking, “Well, that’s a…

F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field
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F-16 Fighter Jet Scores Perfect Landing In Michigan Field

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US military F-16 fighter jet that crashed in Grand Traverse County, Michigan,…

Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
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Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…

Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
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Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…

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