Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…
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“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
Sebastian Bach Thinks Skid Row Reunion Would Be “Good” – Groundbreaking Opinion Alert
In a recent interview with some dude named Peter Kerr from a YouTube channel no one’s ever heard of, Rock…
Only Murders in the Building Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for More Ridiculousness
Oh, look, it’s “Only Murders in the Building” Season 5. Yes, STILL going. Who knew this show would last longer…
Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…
Movie Theaters: Still Not Obsolete (Despite Streaming)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because your friendly neighborhood film “critic” is about to drop some truth bombs 💣 about why…
Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…
Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough
**OMG! 🙄 Misquamicut Drive-in Movies! 🚗💨 ONE TICKET PER CARLOAD! 🎟️ (like, duh!). Show starts at 8:30 sharp (no refunds,…
Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)
**OMG!🤪 Robert “Bobbi” Pinn & GG & the House of Haha, are gracing Eris Mainstage with their presence! Doors🚪 at…
Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine
**Oh, look, it’s “THEY CALL ME THE TATTOO WITCH I 14:17 I DOCUMENTARY I VIETNAM.” Directed by nobody you’ve ever…