Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to relevance, eh? California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, apparently, blatant election rigging! This pretty boy thinks he can outsmart our glorious President Trump? Sad!
He’s raising money, bless his heart, to fight against Trump’s “retaliation.” Retaliation for what? Trying to steal elections? Newsflash, Gavin: this is TRUMP’S America now! And Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Terminator-turned-RINO, is posting cryptic messages about terminating gerrymandering? Please, Arnold, stick to lifting weights and leave the politics to the grown-ups!
Nancy Pelosi, still kicking around like a bad penny, is helping fundraise for this nonsense. “For the children!” she cries. More like, “For the radical leftist agenda!”
Newsom is trying to smooth things over after his little podcasting adventure where he invited MAGA celebrities and seemed to flip-flop on transgender rights. Talk about opportunistic! Now he’s trying to act tough, claiming he’s fighting fire with fire. Pathetic!
He says Trump is “maniacal” and has “authoritarian tendencies.” Oh, the irony! Coming from a guy trying to rig elections! He thinks he can outsmart Trump? Hasn’t he learned anything yet?
His press office has turned into a “Trump-aping full-time troll.” How original! It’s just more proof that the left can’t create; they can only imitate, and badly, at that. He claims he is doing more progressive policy than anybody.
Newsom says he got everything he asked for after the wildfires. He only wanted to believe that he could work with Trump again until that meeting in the Oval Office in February, when it quickly hit him that the president is “a different person.” More virtue signaling from the left. He’s “blessed” to have the chance to do what? Push his leftist agenda on the rest of us? No thanks!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
