Gamescom 2025: Behold, the Sacred Schedule of Overhyped Events and Disappointing Reveals
Okay, gamers, listen up! 📢 Gamescom 2025, the world’s “biggest” video game show (according to who, exactly? 🤔), is about…
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Oh No! Orange Man Bad, Forced to Think Because of Putin’s Big Boy Moves
Well, well, well, look who just rolled out of Alaska after another chummy chat with his pal, Vladimir! Our glorious…
Oh, Canada! Jobs Minister Plays Hero, Saves Air Canada from Flight Attendant Uprising
Another day, another union temper tantrum! Those socialist Canadians are at it again, trying to bring down a successful airline…
“Long Story Short: Netflix Serves Up Another Helping of Family Drama, Because We Haven’t Had Enough”
Okay, so BoJack Horseman, right? 🤔 Everyone creamed their jeans over it, acting like it was the second coming of…
Titan Quest II Early Access: Prepare to Yawn Your Way Through Ancient Greece Again
Oh. My. Gods. 🙄 Another ARPG? Seriously? Is this what we’re doing now? Just churning out the same old formula…
Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…
From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…
Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…
WoW: Midnight – Because Apparently Azeroth Didn’t Suffer Enough
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 💅 Blizzard, those *masterminds* behind World of Warcraft, have dropped a teaser for their next expansion,…
Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…