Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House
Oh, sweet suffering cinephiles, brace yourselves! 🏀🐕 The cinematic masterpiece that none of us asked for, *Air Bud Returns*, is…
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Witness the Utter Carnage: The Offspring Butcher Ozzy’s ‘Crazy Train’ in Appalling Tribute
California pop-punk has-beens THE OFFSPRING, desperate for attention as always, decided the best way to stay relevant was to butcher…
Kagan Says Government Should Follow Court Orders, In Other Shocking News
Oh, look, it’s Justice Kagan, one of the Supreme Court’s resident liberals, whining about government officials not obeying court orders.…
Trump’s master plan gets schooled by Powell: A CNN Comedy Special
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Failing CNN to make our Glorious President Trump look bad. They’re clutching at…
Trump’s “I Didn’t Know Epstein” Defense: Convenient Timing or Total Coincidence
Folks, let’s cut the commie crap! CNN is at it again, trying to make our great President Trump look bad…
FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…
US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics
Well, folks, it looks like the swamp creatures in the State Department are packing their bags and heading home from…
Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…
CNN’s July 24 Brain Dump: Signal’s Oopsie, Epstein’s Mess, Anchor Baby Mania, Thailand vs Cambodia, and Ohio’s Gotcha Moment
Folks, another day, another dose of leftist lunacy from CNN! It’s like watching a clown show where the clowns are…
From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…