Saudi Arabia’s Grand Plan: Gold Medals and Sky-High Dreams (Literally)
Another week, another attempt by the sand-covered socialists in the Middle East to distract from their support for terrorism! First,…
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**Florida Sends Tourists Home: You Won’t Believe Where They’re Going**
Another day, another victory for President Trump and Governor DeSantis as they continue to MAGA! “Alligator Alcatraz,” as the Left…
Dying Light: The Beast Gets Pushed to September Because It’s Still Ugly
Oh, NOOOO! 😭 Just when you thought you could finally escape your miserable existence by parkouring away from zombies in…
Trump on Maxwell: Pardon Me, But Who’s She Again
Crooked News Network (CNN), still obsessed with President Trump even in his second term! They just had to ask about…
Three Days of Torture Grace Releases New Single ‘Kill Me Quickly Please’ From Forthcoming ‘I Promise It’s Not About Aliens’ Album
Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 Look what we have here, folks! It’s THREE DAYS GRACE, back at it again, releasing “Kill…
LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die
**🤡 OMG! Labubu VIP Fest Dallas 2025! 🤡 Prepare for the lamest fam event EVER!** Sept 7, 2025, 1-6 PM…
Watch GHOST’s ‘Lachryma’ Performance on Fallon: Prepare for Ritualistic Rock and Potential Summoning of Demons
GHOST, the Swedish rock band that some people seem to like (for reasons I cannot fathom), graced the stage of…
Sony Buys a Measly 2.5% of Bandai Namco, Declares Victory in Anime Monopoly
OMG! 😱 Sony, those sneaky corporate overlords, are at it AGAIN! 😈 They’ve just bought a measly 2.5% stake in…
Brave Heroes Risk Literally Everything to Stop Babies from Never Existing After Idiotic Fertility Clinic Go BOOM
Another day, another act of leftist lunacy! A fertility clinic bombing in Palm Springs? You just know some radical, baby-hating,…
Harvard caves to woke mob, begs for forgiveness, maybe
Well, well, well, look who’s crawling back to the negotiating table! It seems even the ivory towers of Harvard can’t…