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Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
Breaking, Games News

Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…

Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now
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Trump Needs Help With Party Planning Now

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is asking the Supreme Court to allow him…

Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway
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Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the guy who was taken into custody at a McDonald’s restaurant…

Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
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Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation
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DOM LAWSON has a heart attack because metal isn’t loud enough apparently his heart needed more motivation

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is shaken to its core: Dom Lawson, the renowned UK metal journalist, has suffered a…

Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Paxton Calmly Tells Republicans To Stop Freaking Out Already

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Ken Paxton’s latest campaign moves. It seems like he’s trying to unify…

Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…

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