Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: It

Apparently a lot of gunfire still
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Apparently a lot of gunfire still

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…

Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon
Breaking, Movie News

Another Iconic Character Ruined By Baffling Recasting Decision Coming Soon

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

The God of War TV series has hit a snag, and it’s not just the titular god’s famously short temper.…

Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices
Breaking, Movie News

Hollywood Genius At Work Canceling Shows Before Anyone Notices

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

We’ve all been there – invested in a show, only to have it ripped away from us by the cruel…

Gaming’s Greatest Cash Grab Continues with Top Gun Powered Battlefield 6
Breaking, Games News

Gaming’s Greatest Cash Grab Continues with Top Gun Powered Battlefield 6

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Get ready for more of the same, folks, as Electronic Arts and Battlefield Studios announce Battlefield 6 and REDSEC’s Season…

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…

Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
Breaking, Games News

Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…

Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Breaking, Games News

Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace
Breaking, Music News

COLDRAIN makes album for 12 dudes who still use MySpace

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 COLDRAIN IS BACK WITH A NEW ALBUM AND I’M ONLY MILDLY EXCITED 😐 I…

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live
Breaking, Games News

Square Enix milks nostalgia with Final Fantasy Resonance pre-orders now live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Oh joy, another Final Fantasy game to add to the ever-growing list of RPGs that will consume my life. Final…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 91 92 93 … 610 Next

Latest posts

  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump Posts On Truth Social August 21, 2026
  • Slash Gets Species Of Snake Named After Him
  • Olivia Rodrigo Fans Score Tickets at Face Value After Cancellation
  • Rosie ODonnell Boosts Jimmy Kimmel Live Summer Ratings
  • Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.