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Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy
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Sen. Murphy throws a fit: “Unforgivable under any circumstances” because apparently, the US is always the bad guy

Big ElephantMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Democrats Demand Answers as Iran School Attack Mystery Deepens When a school in Iran gets hit and hundreds of kids…

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“Board Games So Indie, Even Monopoly Would Call Them Hipsters”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Board game fanatics, unite! 🎲✨ Come test-drive games so fresh they’re still warm from the printer—some not even *fully* invented…

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GHANA INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION: WHERE WE FINALLY STOPPED SHARING OUR GOLD WITH COLONIALISTS

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**GHANAIANS IN DALLAS: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999 (BUT WITH MORE BEATS)** Join the chaos at **Vice PARK** in **Dallas, TX,…

“Mama’s Little Zen Warriors: Yoga Pants and Page-Turners Unite!”
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“Mama’s Little Zen Warriors: Yoga Pants and Page-Turners Unite!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**😂 This event ended before it even started! 😭** Check out the details for “Interwoven: Mommy and Me Yoga and…

“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”
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“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Whoa, Hold Up, the Event Already Happened!** The TEDxDelMar Youth – Unstoppable event already happened on Sunday, March 8th from…

“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”
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“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” Hits Austin in a Drag-tastic Spectacle! Event ended, folks! 🎤 The queens took the stage…

Events

“Breaking News: Mobile Cafe Mob Gathers for Brew-haha Bash!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**THE BLOCK: Where Seattle’s Mobile Cafés Collide Like a Caffeine-Fueled Thunderdome** ☕️🔥 On **Sunday, March 8th**, from **11AM-3PM**, Fairview Market…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
Breaking, Games News

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
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DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

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