Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
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Kelly Clarkson Was Absolutely Thrilled to Be Forced Into a Life of Fame and Fortune Against Her Will on American Idol
Kelly Clarkson, the OG American Idol winner, is still out here living her best life, and we’re all just over…
Evanescence Makes Another Music Video Because You Clearly Needed More Amy Lee In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…
Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…
US Lets Venezuelan Businessman Off Hook Because Oil
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Venezuelan businessman Alejandro Betancourt has been at the…
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…
Pentagon Cans Journalists Because Accountability is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the Pentagon and Stars and Stripes, and I’ve…