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“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”
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“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Whoa, Hold Up, the Event Already Happened!** The TEDxDelMar Youth – Unstoppable event already happened on Sunday, March 8th from…

“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”
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“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” Hits Austin in a Drag-tastic Spectacle! Event ended, folks! 🎤 The queens took the stage…

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“Breaking News: Mobile Cafe Mob Gathers for Brew-haha Bash!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**THE BLOCK: Where Seattle’s Mobile Cafés Collide Like a Caffeine-Fueled Thunderdome** ☕️🔥 On **Sunday, March 8th**, from **11AM-3PM**, Fairview Market…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet again—Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
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DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO: ‘Prepare For Your Ears To Explode With Joy Or Something’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Well, look who’s back! NONPOINT is gearing up for a new album, and according to Elias Soriano, it’s going to…

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Latinas Forever: Nuestro Carnaval – Where the Party Never Stops and the Tacos Never Run Out! 🎉🌮

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

🌸 LATINAS FOREVER! Nuestro Carnaval 💃🏽 Another excuse to dress up, eat too much, and dance until your shoes hate…

TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous
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TIME reporter bravely admits, “I’m not dead yet,” after Trump casually reminds him that war is *gasp* dangerous

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Look Who’s Scared Now: TIME Reporter Cries About War Chats With Trump Oh, look! The liberals are clutching their pearls…

Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts
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Pentagon’s AI Going Full Skynet in Iran Strikes While Tech Bros Throw Shade Over Military Contracts

Big ElephantMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Breaking: Trump Unleashes AI-Guided Nukes on Iran — Because Why Not? In a stunning display of American military might, President…

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HBR Book Webinar: How to Monetize Your Midlife Crisis and Call It “Transformation”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

Oh great, another economic revolution… 🎪💸 Because clearly, we needed more ways to sell stuff to people. According to Joe…

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