“War of the Worlds” Gets Roasted as Year’s Cinematic Dumpster Fire
Hold on to your popcorn, folks, because the 2026 Golden Raspberry Awards just dropped, and the cinematic dumpster fire of…
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Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…
‘Lanterns’ Aaron Pierre Joins ‘Superman’ Sequel: Because Even Superheroes Need More Light in Their Lives
It looks like the DC Universe just couldn’t resist the urge to play matchmaker with its cosmic cops. Aaron Pierre,…
American McGee Is Continuing the Alice Story Without EA’s IP, Because Who Needs Legal Rights Anyway?
When life gives you intellectual property rights, make a loophole! American McGee, the mastermind behind the cult-classic *Alice* games, has…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…
Former NATO Commander Gives U.S. Iran Campaign a Stellar 9/10 — Because Who Needs a Perfect Score Anyway?
Breaking News: Admiral Stravidiot Rates Trump’s Iran Blitz a ‘9/10’—Must Be Drinking Liberal Kool-Aid! In a shocking display of *woke…
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice – The Epic Sci-Fi Action Comedy Where Everyone’s Name Is Mike Or Nick Or Alice But No One Can Remember Who’s Who
Hold onto your fedoras, because this plot is more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado! Let’s talk about Mike…
Father of Georgia School Shooter Found Guilty of Being a Real-Life Villain in the Most Dramatic Family Feud Ever
Finally, Some Justice! Georgia School Shooter’s Dad Convicted of Murder In a massive win for law and order, Colin Gray,…
The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…