Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…
Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…
Democrats Somehow Still Underperforming Expectations
The Democratic Party’s quest for a Senate majority is getting interesting, folks. At the beginning of the 2026 election cycle,…
Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…