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Tag: JD Vance

Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
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Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him
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Trump Masters Art of Scaring Voters Into Voting For Him

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the GOP is getting desperate, and their rhetoric…

Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope
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Texas Democrats Finally Have Reason To Not Completely Lose Hope

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Texas Senate race, and I just can’t help but think, folks,…

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
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Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…

Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
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Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…

Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme
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Vance Gets Squishy Over Ambassador’s Cash for Access Scheme

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…

GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina
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GOP Suddenly Discovers Frugality in North Carolina

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the Republican party is throwing in the towel in North Carolina, at least when it…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
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Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

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