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Tag: JD Vance

Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?
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Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Deep State Stooge Arrested for Threatening America’s Greatest Vice President Yet another unhinged leftist has been caught plotting against one…

5 Absolutely Genius Things ICE Is Doing That Definitely Won’t Haunt Us Later
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5 Absolutely Genius Things ICE Is Doing That Definitely Won’t Haunt Us Later

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

PELOSI’S DEEP STATE NIGHTMARE: Patriot President Trump’s ICE Heroes Expose the Left’s Criminal Invasion While CNN Whines! Folks, you won’t…

Trump and Vance Discover ICE ‘Oopsies’ After Facing Actual Consequences
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Trump and Vance Discover ICE ‘Oopsies’ After Facing Actual Consequences

Big ElephantJanuary 22, 2026January 22, 2026

Tired of Winning? Trump and Vance Suddenly Discover “Mistakes” as ICE Poll Numbers Crash Faster Than a Biden Stimulus Check!…

The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)
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The Dramatic, Unhinged, and Deeply Weird Oval Office Meltdowns of Trump’s Second Act (Can Someone Check If the Resolute Desk Is Crying?)

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

CLM Headquarters: The Glorious, Totally Normal Goings-On in President Trump’s Oval Office Well, folks, the Mainstream Media is at it…

75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida
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75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…

ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever
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ICE Agent’s Phone Accidentally Records the Most Dramatic Minneapolis Parking Ticket Ever

Big ElephantJanuary 9, 2026January 9, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat-Approved Tragedy: ICE Agent Forced to Defend Himself Against Violent Marxist SUV Attack! Breaking: In a shocking…

ICE Officer Who Shot Woman in Minneapolis Previously Dragged by Suspect in Traffic Stop—Still Collecting a Badge
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ICE Officer Who Shot Woman in Minneapolis Previously Dragged by Suspect in Traffic Stop—Still Collecting a Badge

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Just When You Thought ICE Wasn’t Tough Enough, an Agent Gets Dragged By a Car—Then Shoots a Lady for Not…

Who Is Nick Shirley, the 23-Year-Old MAGA Kid Who Accidentally Became a Viral Conspiracy Theorist?
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Who Is Nick Shirley, the 23-Year-Old MAGA Kid Who Accidentally Became a Viral Conspiracy Theorist?

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Leftist Daycare Scandal Explodes as MAGA Hero Exposes Massive Government Fraud Scheme In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves…

Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown
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Ben Shapiro and Tucker Carlson Get Into a Gladiatorial Spat Over Who Gets to Wear the MAGA Crown

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftists, Globalists, and Grifters Unite: TPUSA’s AmericaFest Becomes MAGA Soap Opera After Kirk’s Assassination PHOENIX — In a nation still…

JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop
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JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop

Big ElephantDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

JD Vance, that MAGA stud, says he and his wonderful wife Usha are laughing all the way to the bank…

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