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Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
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Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…

Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
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Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…

Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
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Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…

Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
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Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…

AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
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Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

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