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Tag: Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
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Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
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FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
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CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…

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