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Jon Hamm Beats Larry David on Celebrity Millionaire Showdown
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Jon Hamm Beats Larry David on Celebrity Millionaire Showdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 26, 2026

The latest season of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? kicked off this week with the first-ever father-daughter pairing in…

Colbert Gets Open Invitation to Guest Host Kimmels Late Night Show
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Colbert Gets Open Invitation to Guest Host Kimmels Late Night Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

It remains to be seen what Stephen Colbert’s next chapter will look like after The Late Show, but Jimmy Kimmel…

Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot
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Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

The final sketch of Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness’ second episode featured some big deal guest stars alongside…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…

No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah
Elephant Reads CNN

No Kings 2: Electric Boogaloo! CNN Serves Up Another Helping of Weekend Wah-Wah

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal snowflakes are planning another round of their “No Kings” protests because, apparently, they…

Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Does a Free Speech Backflip—Nailed It (Said No One Ever)

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the irony! Apparently, now that we have a REAL President in office, suddenly “free speech” is a problem for…

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…

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