Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…
Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…
Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…
Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, this year’s primary turnout is showing that Democrats…
CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…
California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…