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Tag: Joe Biden

Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Throws Weight Behind Darline Graham

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump was in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, rallying for…

Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
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Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…

Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently
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Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about former President Joe Biden’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s…

ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
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ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…

Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old
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Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fauci Might Actually Get in Trouble This Time Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83
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Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kay Granger, the first Republican woman from Texas to be elected…

Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
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Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the Oversight Project, a right-wing group, has…

Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
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Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

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