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Tag: Joe Biden

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
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Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
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Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…

AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
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AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently
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Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is warning President Donald Trump…

Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything
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Nation Somehow Manages to Get Richer Despite Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Census Bureau data, which says Americans’ median household income rose…

Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
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Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…

Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow
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Trump Reprises Iconic Role as GOP’s Main Attraction Again Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is still the main event for the Republican…

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