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Tag: Joe Biden

California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
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California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
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Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…

President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
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President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…

Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
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Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know

Big ElephantMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…

TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
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TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
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Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!
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This Solar Panel Blooms Every Morning, Because Even the Sun Needs a Little Help Waking Up!

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Leftist Loonies Push “Smartflower” Solar Panels as Next Step in Globalist Green Agenda Liberals are at it again, folks! This…

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
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Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?
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Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Oh no, not the Latinos again! Poor Democrats, their precious demographic coalition is crumbling faster than Joe Biden’s memory. Texas…

WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
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WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!

Big ElephantFebruary 14, 2026February 14, 2026

Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…

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