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Tag: Joe Biden

Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…

GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics
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GOP Repub: Heckler Suspension an oopsie but Donnie Flipping the Bird Was Totally Based, Says CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA MELTDOWN: Trump Approval Ratings SOAR as CNN Panel Whines About Detroit Hero! The Deep State propaganda machine at…

What Happened to Minneapolis Businesses When ICE Came to Town And Absolutely Nobody Asked for a Receipt
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What Happened to Minneapolis Businesses When ICE Came to Town And Absolutely Nobody Asked for a Receipt

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

EL BURRITO MERCADO: Democrats in Minnesota Panic as President Trump’s Patriot ICE Raids Expose the Woke Economy! President Trump’s second…

Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists
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Analysis: The US government’s hilariously obvious “pretty please stop” message to white nationalists

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: Trump’s DHS Recruits Patriots, CNN Panics Over ‘Home’ Sweet Home Oh, the humanity! CNN is having a…

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
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US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…

The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show — and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k
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The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show — and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Dow Hits 50K Amid Chaos: Trump’s Venezuela Victory, Greenland Threat & Ice Moms Spark Stock Market Orgy In a stunning…

Trump’s Iron Grip on Congress Is Slipping Faster Than His Hairline
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Trump’s Iron Grip on Congress Is Slipping Faster Than His Hairline

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

Trump’s Party Throws Tantrum Over Greenland, Obamacare, and Fake Jan. 6 Drama – The Leftist Cabal Strikes Again! In a…

Congressman: As a Veteran, I Get All Tingly When a Three-Time Draft Dodger Starts Playing War Hero Karaoke
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Congressman: As a Veteran, I Get All Tingly When a Three-Time Draft Dodger Starts Playing War Hero Karaoke

Big ElephantJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

Leftist Snowflake Congressman Throws Tantrum Over Trump’s Venezuela Victory, Claims ‘Draft Dodgers’ Shouldn’t Lead Military Ops In a stunning display…

Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN
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Word of the Week: ‘Wassail’ your way through winter like a medieval party animal | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Wassailing: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Christmas and Apple Farmers In a shocking turn of events that…

“It’s Hard to Be Merry When Your Boss Cuts Your Budget Like a Bad Haircut—VA Workers Get Hiring Freeze Gift Just in Time for Christmas”
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“It’s Hard to Be Merry When Your Boss Cuts Your Budget Like a Bad Haircut—VA Workers Get Hiring Freeze Gift Just in Time for Christmas”

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

The VA’s War on Veterans: Another Day, Another Bureaucratic Bloodbath in Biden’s America In a stunning twist that absolutely no…

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