Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…
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Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…
Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…
Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, this year’s primary turnout is showing that Democrats…
CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…
California voter fraud facts ignored by fake news again
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…
President Trump is right’: The White House’s Favorite Lie About Trump’s ‘Alternative Facts
Hey, fellow Americans! Welcome to another thrilling edition of “When the White House Tells the Truth!” Spoiler alert: it’s not…
Can your wallet survive the gas price apocalypse? Let us know
Hey America, Welcome to the Biden-Obama-Macron Economy! Gas Prices Skyrocket as We Fight Iran’s Nuclear Ambitions! Well, well, well—look who’s…
TSA workers suddenly find out what it’s like to be a government contractor: “Wait, I’m not special?”
Washington, D.C. – In a stunning display of incompetence, federal employees are once again left holding the bag while politicians…