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Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Loses Trailblazing Republican Rep Kay Granger at 83

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Kay Granger, the first Republican woman from Texas to be elected…

Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough
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Kamala Harris Proposes Supreme Court Expansion Because 9 Justices Not Enough

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris’ latest suggestion to expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices,…

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Biden’s Memory Struggles Now Officially On Tape

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the Oversight Project, a right-wing group, has…

Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
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Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…

Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
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Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Netanyahu Might Get Arrested in New York Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is still considering arresting Israeli…

Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
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Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…

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