More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…
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Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…
Hollywood Execs Still Convinced They Can Polish Turds into Oscars
It’s a miracle any movie gets made, considering the chaotic process of rewrites and revisions that precede production. Even the…
The Killing Fields is Getting a Sparkly New 4K Release Because What It Really Needed Was a Face Lift to Make All the Genocide Look Super Sharp and Crisp
Okay, folks, gather ’round and get ready to have your minds blown by the most epic, life-changing, and not-at-all-depressing film…
Martin McDonagh’s Wild Horse Nine: When Horses Get Wilder Than Your Ex’s Instagram Stories
Oh great, another McDonagh film where people say “f***” a lot and stare at each other menacingly. But hey, this…
John Malkovich Butlers Up in New Comedy; Critics Predict Career Suicide
Vertigo Releasing, bless their cotton socks, has announced the cinematic event of the year (or, you know, at least of…
The Fantastic Flop: Deleted Scenes and Cameos They Prayed You’d Never See
😂 Oh, sweet summer child, you think you’re getting a serious article? Think again! The Fantastic Four: First Steps, or…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb
Oh no! 😱 Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…