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Dexter Revival Suffers Identity Crisis in Plastic Wrap of Nostalgia
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Dexter Revival Suffers Identity Crisis in Plastic Wrap of Nostalgia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2026October 26, 2026

The latest season of Dexter: Resurrection has finally arrived, and with it, a whole new level of dark, twisted, and…

Another Beloved Voice Silenced Just as Warner Bros Was Planning Bugs Bunny 12
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Another Beloved Voice Silenced Just as Warner Bros Was Planning Bugs Bunny 12

FinnOctober 26, 2026October 26, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Eric Bauza, the talented voice actor behind many beloved cartoon characters, including Bugs Bunny…

Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
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Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…

Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
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Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit
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Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Abbey Graf, a 28-year-old who’s trying to save money and plan for…

Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
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Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…

Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
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Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year
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Zelda Classic Gets Dusty Reboot Treatment Yet Again Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

I recently had the chance to get my hands on the 2026 remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of…

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