Darkness Balanced By Equally Pretentious Counterpart Nightbringer Lightbringer
So, ARCHGOAT is back with a new album, “Nightbringer, Lightbringer”, because the world really needed more Finnish blackened death metal…
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic documentary of the year? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t want…
Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…
Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…
Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…
Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…
Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…
Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…