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Tag: Keanu Reeves

Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026
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Limp Bizkit, Geriatric Roses & Linkin Park (w/ Hologram Chester) to Annoy U.K. at Download 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Download Festival is back in 2026 as DLXXIII, because apparently, we’re all still alive and kicking… or at…

Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good
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Keanu “Whoa” Reeves Plays God in Aziz Ansari’s Comedy That Might Actually Be Good

FinnSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Good Fortune, the cinematic masterpiece (or trainwreck, depending on your tolerance for questionable decisions), is…

Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie
Keanu Ripped and Resold: Summit Turns Wick Cameo Into Feature Film
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Keanu by the Gram: 15 Minutes of John Wick in Ballerina Gets Its Own Movie

FinnJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

In a move that screams both desperation and capitalist brilliance, Summit Entertainment is releasing a standalone film made entirely out…

Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
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Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿด, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a โ€˜Gears of Warโ€™ movie happen. ๐Ÿ™„…

Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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Michael B. Jordan’s Cinematic Masterpieces: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Mildly Exceeded! ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! Michael B. Jordan, or as I like to call him, “MBJ,” is gracing us with his presence in a…

Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For
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Oh GREAT, Amy Lee (of EVANESCENCE, duh) and HALSEY Team Up for Ballerina Movie Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Amy Lee from EVANESCENCE, yes, the “Bring Me to Life” band that your mom still listens to, has…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽฅ
Will Smith Fired from Matrix 5 After Epic Meltdown! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŽฅ

FinnJanuary 7, 2025January 7, 2025

The highly anticipated fifth installment of the iconic sci-fi series ยซMatrixยป has already descended into chaos โ€” and filming has…

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