SONATA ARCTICA Drops ‘Freedom Concept’ Single, Because Who Needs Albums Anymore?
Oh look, SONATA ARCTICA finally decided to grace us with another single after spending decades perfecting the art of melodic…
Tag: Kids
When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial
Libs Try to Blame Big Tech for Kids’ Mental Health While Ignoring Real Causes Another day, another bogus lawsuit from…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 25: Biden’s Big Speech, Mexico’s Mystery, Immigration Chaos, Vaccines for Kids, and Nancy’s Drama
Here’s your requested satirical news article: Trump’s Epic State of the Union Shatters Records, Demoralizes Democrats The Great and Powerful…
Norfolk’s Ultimate Gut-Busting, Hipster-Approved Street Food Festival Extravaganza
The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk…
“Breaking News: Politicians Finally Decide Kids Are Worth Protecting—Sort Of”
Attention all child-care warriors! The Victorian Early Childhood Regulatory Authority (VECRA) is here to save the day with their “National…
BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
Ketanji Brown Jackson: The Supreme Court’s New “Lovely One” or Just Another Justice?
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is coming to Mt. Ennon Baptist Church to talk about her “lovely” life and “perseverance” —…
“Jungle Jim’s Cheese Festival 2026: Because Life’s Too Short for Bland Cheese”
** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…