Vance Expands Housing Portfolio With Spare Virginia Mansion
The latest news from the world of politics has me sipping my coffee with a healthy dose of amusement. It…
Tag: Kids
Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this?! 🤯 ANTHRAX is finally releasing a new album, and it’s only been…
RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
Oh boy, are you ready for some seriously old-school punk rock nostalgia? 🤯 The Ramones are turning 50, and to…
The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…
Illumination’s Latest Attempt to Brainwash Kids with Cute Animations and Overpaid Celebs Like Timothée Chalamet, Selena Gomez, and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Never Heard of Gets a Trailer
Breaking News: Illumination’s New Film “Not Alone” is Coming and We’re All Just a Little Too Excited 🚀😱 Okay, let’s…
Kids More Discerning Than Hollywood Execs Review Minions & Monsters
The Minions Have Conquered the Box Office, But Can They Conquer Our Hearts (And Also, Do They Have Genitals?) Well,…
Royal Loses Fight To Keep Private Life Private Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama across the pond, where the Duke of Sussex, aka…
Texas Gets To Be App Police Now Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has allowed Texas to enforce a law that…
Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…