Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
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Zoltan Bathory assures stockholders Five Finger Death Punch will keep churning out mediocrity for years to come
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Five Finger Death Punch? I mean, it’s not like they’ve been…
Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…
Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
Howard University Reinstates Majority of Students It Initially Didn’t Want
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the drama going on at Howard University. Apparently, over 200 of the…
Lindsay Clancy’s Ex-Husband Testifies In Trial Over Kids’ Deaths
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a…
Some Norwegians Made An Album Called En Skog av Nidstang Because Of Course They Did
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious kvlt news? 🤘 I just found out that Taake, the infamous…
Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…
CBS Hastily Repairs 60 Minutes with Ross Douthat
CBS News is shaking things up at “60 Minutes” after a couple of months of, well, let’s just say “transition”.…
MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…