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Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
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Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…

Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless
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Hero Teacher Admits She Was Totally Powerless

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Bend, Oregon, where a teacher, Becky Drury, is speaking…

Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow
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Politicians Reassure Us Of Their Loyalty To Various Things Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

The Michigan Senate debate between Democratic nominee Abdul El-Sayed and Republican Mike Rogers was a real doozy, folks. I almost…

Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
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Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
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Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…

Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
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Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…

Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab
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Square Enix dusts off ancient RPG relic for easy cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh joy, another remake to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games, but this time it’s actually worth getting…

Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
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Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

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