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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
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Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
Breaking, Music News

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
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Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
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AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
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COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…

Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working
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Dems Finally Realize Being Civil Isn’t Working

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Democratic strategies to tackle transgender issues, and I have to…

TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”
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TIFF 2026 Review: The Debut – “Definitely Not the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Seen Maybe Possibly Hopefully”

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Musical theatre nerds, rejoice! Because The Debut is just as good as you’ve heard through the grapevine 🍇. Might it…

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama
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Mississippi Police Reveal Tasia Fortune’s Death Was Just Drama

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I just can’t help but think that this…

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