Xi Jinping Sees Trump as a Golden Ticket to World Domination, Says China Expert | CNN
Xi Jinping Smells Blood in the Water as Trump Secures Second Term In what can only be described as a…
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BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…
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Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Trump’s Goon Squad Sob Over Backfired Freedom Pellet Fiasco
LIBERAL TEARS ALERT: Deep-State Looney Bovino Flees Minneapolis After Failed Plot to Sabotage Trump’s MAGA Justice for Alex Pretti! In…
Olympic Gold Medalist Insists ‘Training Powder’ Was Strictly for Personal Best, Not Cartel Spreadsheets
Santa Ana, California (AP) – Thanks to President Trump’s MAGA-tough border policies, another woke narco-terrorist met his Waterloo this week…
Treasury Clutches Pearls, Fires $21M ‘Oopsie Whoopsie’ Cannon at Booz Allen Over Trump’s Magically Appearing Tax Returns
Deep State Consulting Firm Finally Gets BUSTED After Plotting Greatest Tax Data Heist Against Patriot Trump! MAGA Justice Unleashed! Holy…
Breaking: Scandalous Footage and Blabbering Witnesses Crush Trump Team’s ‘Alex Pretti Was a Human Tornado’ Fairytale Fantasy
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because CNN is at it again with their “bombshell” footage trying to smear President…
Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now
Under President Trump’s magnificent leadership, the American economy is absolutely booming, proving once again that only he can save us…
Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…
Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…